lost in translation

sweet dreams are made of these

Tag: humour

how to woo a woman

…from Star Trek.
(Kid watches role-play.)

You are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.
(But this might not work.)
Yes yes it would.
Or might you think I’m not sincere?
Maybe I do think it’s a lie.
You think I’m not sincere.
There’s nothing wrong with a lie. It’s like a knock at the door.
Like you’re inviting me in? That’s more than I expected.
Is that what you hope?
Hope is to recognise the possibility that I had only dream this.
Dreams can be dangerous.
Not this dream. I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are stars and the universe worships the night.
Careful. Putting me on a pedestal so high you may not be able to reach it.
Then I’ll learn how to fly.
You’re the heart of my day, the soul of my night.

(Kid interrupts.)

I don’t think this is my style.

Shut up kid.

get there soldier

Napowrimo #7: love, funny side up..Write and capture humorous incidents related to love in a 5-line love poem called a tanka. Read Write Poem prompt here.

So I know, this is a rip off from “Friends”. But it’s so funny!

seeexy seeexy very seeexy
yeah soldier I’ll show you how to do this
ouch… you kneed me in my tanka
god I’m so sorry are you ok
soldier down

Another …

I want you I need you boy
take off your clothes I want to see you
I want to see you too
please touch me like this
oh no you cannot I’m inside your TV

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